Beetlejuice

[Intro]
If you guys are really us, what number are we thinking of?
Nine
Lets go, go, go, lets go
Lets go, go

[Verse]
I look like I’m half dead, I look like I’m beetle juice
Life ain’t got no happy endings, think I need a new masseuse
You already fat as hell, why the fuck you pour the deuce
I be hiding in my shell, I break out like a koopa troop
Walkin' round the mall, hunnids on me like it’s blues clues
Treat me like the crash out kid, they treat me like a loosе screw
I’ma bend the rulеs, they asked I was doin voodoo
Who the fuck is you?
They said Xhris, you is a coocoo
Got your bitch under my shoe just like some doggy doodoo
I been swaggin' out way back when I was sippin' yoohoo
Swaggin' out the womb, I been swaggin' out since '06
I was social distancing way before COVID
I was tweakin' off the drank, snapchatting my old bitch
Get the fuck up out that rut, come on, Xhris focus
Got the hokey pokey on me I ain’t gotta show it
Got a cold heart 'cause the winters be the coldest
Lil shawty petite and she treat me like the POTUS
Pokey on me, extra sharp be careful how you approach it
I could fit him a pot, I think I could poach 'em
Xhris2Eazy come in with the left right, oh shit
And I pull the strings like I was a puppet master
I think she a got a BBL I think she got her ass done
Gimme one more year before I pull up in the Aston
Leave 'em in the past, Jimmy Neutron gotta blast 'em
Saw me in the turning lane, I'm speeding right past 'em
Screaming SEB they thought that my name was Sebastian
It’s a different day, different week switch up my fashion
Sometimes I make 'em mad I know that I could be an ass- (be-be-be-)
You can suck my balls, you could also sniff my asshole
Ain't nobody want me around, I had to work my ass off
Hats off
Surfin' on a thot, I’m David Hassle
She said she like RDL, I brought her to my castle
I be working magic, turn the mountain to a molehill
We was smoking gas and eating shrooms up in the hotel
You a pretty white boy, you be shopping up at whole foods
I'ma let you talk your shit but it’s not the whole truth
You can borrow the swag but know that Xhris2Eazy owns you
Downing bottles one by one, I’m fucked up off the 40 proof
I'ma fuck like it’s a marathon, this shit like horny juice
You a buster got no swag, I think you sippin' corny juice
Shawty lame as fuck, I said "You ain’t even worth talking to"
Go and brush your teeth, your breath be stankin' got a missing tooth
Turban on my head, it’s 9/11 when I'm in the booth
I’m the friendly giant, you can kiss my ass and lick my boot
And my nut sack too
Ask if speak French said "Omelette tu"
Look into my eyes turned to statue like Medusa do

[Outro]
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