Beer Ain’t Gonna Drink Itself

[Verse 1]
I've been workin' like a dog and my collar is blue
Got everybody tellin' me what I need to do
But I got a boat I need to float and some catfish to catch
And some smokey ol' jukebox buttons to press
Well, I'm sittin' here sober, it's a quarter past two
And I got some catch-a-buzz catchin' up to do

[Chorus]
Them ice cubes in the cooler ain't gon' last all day
Neither is the sun in the sky
I got some Waylon, Hank, Haggard, and some Skynyrd to play
And it's time to let that Freebird fly
If a good time's what I'm after, y'all, it starts right here
On longneck number one of twelve
And I reckon that I bettеr get my ass in gear
That beer ain't gonna drink itself

[Verse 2]
Latеr on, I'll do a shot or two with some sweet honey
Tip that country band a little bit too much money
Burn that mother up until they shut it down
But that ain't gonna happen 'less I crack one now

[Chorus]
And them ice cubes in the cooler ain't gon' last all day
Neither is the sun in the sky
I got some Waylon, Hank, Haggard, and some Skynyrd to play
And it's time to let that Freebird fly
If a good time's what I'm after, y'all, it starts right here
On longneck number one of twelve
And I reckon that I better get my ass in gear
That beer ain't gonna drink itself (No)

[Bridge]
Yeah, I better get to work, get right down to business
What good is a koozie with a hot beer in it?

[Chorus]
Them ice cubes in the cooler ain't gon' last all day
Neither is the sun in the sky
I got some Waylon, Hank, Haggard, and some Skynyrd to play
And it's time to let that Freebird fly
If a good time's what I'm after, y'all, it starts right here
On longneck number one of twelve
And I reckon that I better get my ass in gear
That beer ain't gonna drink itself
No, that beer ain't gonna drink itself