Bed of Roses

[Verse 1]
Sitting here wasted and wounded, like I was hit by a piano
Trying hard to remember what happened, I try, but I don't know
All the bottles of cviček still lodged in my head and some blond gave me nightmares, think that she's still in my bed...
Oh no, La Toya's her name, we made movies, oh God, I feel bad

[Verse 2]
With this hungover head I regret I didn't listen to the warning
That Slovenians take it a lot, they start to drink in the morning
I don't know how much alcohol do they consume - refošk, borovničke, špricer, šnops and teran...
Well they have an expression for this, they say I am pijan!

[Chorus]
I wanna lay myself on a bed of roses, for last night I slept on a bed of nails
Oh, cause Tomi Meglič was cutting them slack and coloring them black, while I threw up...
Threw up a Double Big Mac

[Verse 3]
Well there wasn't a drink that I haven't tried, even Russians were falling over and that Charlie Sheen guy
But "Don't stop!" yelled Skočir, "We haven't drunk all of the the beer!"
They have an expression, they say that you're in roses
Or is it in flowers, I don't know, it means you're drunk!

[Outro]
I am so stoned
I think I see Moses
How he a new commandment composes -
No alcohol, or you'll all have red noses!