The Divine Comedy
The Divine Comedy
The Divine Comedy
The Divine Comedy
The Divine Comedy
The Divine Comedy
The Divine Comedy
The Divine Comedy
The Divine Comedy
The Divine Comedy
The Divine Comedy
The Divine Comedy
The Divine Comedy & Valérie Lemercier
The Divine Comedy
The Divine Comedy
The Divine Comedy
[Intro]
Are you all settled in? Right, then we can begin. My name is...
Alfie!
[Verse 1]
Once there was a time
When my mind lay on higher things
And once there was a time
I could find pretty words to sing
But now, well now I find
It saves time to say what you mean
I know it seems so unrefined
But it's time to let off some steam
[Chorus]
Oh come on!
Everybody knows that "no" means "yes"
Just like glasses come free on the N.H.S
But the more I look through them the more I see
I'm becoming more like Alfie
[Verse 2]
Once there was a time
When a kind word could be enough
And once there was a time
I could blindfold myself with love
But not now—now I'm resigned
To the kind of life I had reserved
For other guys less smart than I
Oh you know: the kind who will always end up with the girls
[Chorus]
And besides
Everybody knows that "no" means "yes"
Just like glasses come free on the N.H.S
But the more I look through them the more I see
I'm becoming more like Alfie
Oh come on!
[Outro]
I'm becoming more like Alfie
Becoming More Like Alfie was written by Neil Hannon.
Becoming More Like Alfie was produced by Darren Allison & Neil Hannon.
The Divine Comedy released Becoming More Like Alfie on Mon Apr 29 1996.