Beavis N’ Butthead

I was heading out to hang with the bros
Ain't talking suicide tho, you know I just kicked down the door
Biggest party at some bar joint, people saw the dough that we was holding
We act like we belong in baking shows
Met this dude his name was Beavis he was chilling on the couch
At the VIP section I know there was no doubt about it
We started talking, cracked a few jokes, he started laughing
We back to back telling stories, but here's what happened
Some guy approached him I guess he wanted beef
Not with me, he clenched his fists and started grinding his teeth
So Beavis found some caffeine transformed into Cornholio
I shouted "holy smokes" as he was flying his fist uncontrollably
He was acting crazy, can you blame me?
He thought he was saving me by turning into a crazy freak with sugar in his body
The guy stopped him cuz he was wasting his time
Then he punched Beavis so hard he started to fly
Out the window

-break-

Next day I couldn't stop thinking about last night
Homie Beavis was recovering from that big fight
He told me he was gonna be alright and said don't worry bout it
I thought to myself what am I gonna do about this
Few hours passed, met a dude at a burger joint at 5:00
His name was Butthead, a friend of Beavis, couldn't see me with his squinting eyes
He wanted to know if I could drive him to the motel
He saw a girl that peeped his intrests, I told him, "Oh well, alright"
Then tonight the clock struck nine and it was time
For him to make his move with his girl that looked like a whole dime
But then suddenly her boyfriend came and everything went south
Butthead said back off, but he got punched in the mouth
Her boyfriend started pummeling him
I wanted to help but I couldn't, didn't want no trouble with him
So I started my car and drove off to the street
Could shake the feeling that I saw my 2nd murder scene