Beavis and Butt-Head vs Ren and Stimpy

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
REN AND STIMPY!
VS!
BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD!
BEGIN!

Ren:
Look who we got here, it’s Beavis and Butthead
I honestly wish you weren’t lying when you claimed you were dead
Stimpy, we’re gonna show this duo who will win this race
When we’re facing a low IQ blonde and a brace face
Stimpy:
Oh, joy, Ren! Let’s wreck this mic and destroy these two teens
Their sense of humor was the worst we’ve ever seen
All you do is stuff your face with nachos, you don’t have a hint of class
Get your finger out of your nose and realize you won’t ever pass

Beavis:
I’m surprised you don’t attack each other since you’re a dog and a cat
I’ll set these rhymes on FIRE, since you’re so damn fat
Call us Lewis & Clark, because well, we did America
Stimpy is lumpy at his, you know… *laugh*
Butthead:
You look like you’re on weed, uhuhuhuh, weed
I’ll stomp you down more than that buttmunch corn seed
Why is there adult references inside of a kid’s show?
Ren and Stimpy probably go into the closet and uh...you know

Ren:
How can you pay the house bills, when you don’t even have parents?
Your rhymes are as sensable as Wizzing on an Electric Fence
Stimpy:
Just head back to Burger World, since you can’t ever beat me
I can’t believe your show came back after your series finale!
Ren:
You burnt down a house? Whoa, no wonder nobody trusts ya’
You eediots have no class, I’d rather face Daria
Stimpy:
We are so popular, scoring hits on the Tiny Toons
Both:
We’ve beaten Beavis and Butthead, now they’re through!

Beavis:
You aren’t that popular, and you sure as hell never scored
And Stimpy, you disgrace, go back to watching Muddy Mudskipper
Butthead:
Ren, you don’t even look like a dog, you look more like dirt
Stimpy, you’re as fat and lonely as that asswipe Stuart
Beavis:
Your show is more freaky than me taking that Peyote plant
If you try to beat us in this battle, you’ll realize that you can’t
Butthead:
So why don’t you both calm down and shove some TP up your bungholes
Cornholio:
You two can’t even compare to the great Cornholio!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!