Bear Facts

So I heard you want the facts
The bare bone facts
On me and my bros
(Yes, your scientific taxon?)

Well, you're in luck today, friend
We'll tell you what you need to know
How bears are the number one
Animal from head to toe

A thousand abs
(A thousand abs)
A thousand and one
(A thousand and one)
I can dunk a million basketballs (What?)
My jump could touch the sun
Uh, yeah, about that
Don't mean to hurt your pride, look
But bears just can't jump
It says so in the guidebook

Well. we're talented in other ways
I can play the drums
And bears are the best at video gamеs
How? You don't have thumbs

(Aw, dang, he's right)

Well, I can't spеak for grizzlies
But pandas, we got style
Yeah, whiling away our time
While all the ladies dial
Yeah, never-ending hearts and likes
On all my latest posts
Extremely cool and popular
Though I don't mean to boast
Well, funny you should mention
Your prowess with the ladies
Uh, pandas have some issues
There aren't enough babies?

Um, forget it, pandas
We've got artistic genius
Well, I'm a scientist, not a critic
But, frankly, have you seen this?

(Ok, what? Do you have a verse now?)

Ice bears are the
Coolest
Strongest
Best bear

(That's... actually accurate. But I take issue... with the rest.)

What's true is true
What's fact is fact
No need to embellish on
The traits that you lack
You three are bears
Top of the food chain
As perfect as the setting sun
As natural as rain
So see yourself
As I see you
Three perfect beings
Through and through
With quirks and flaws
And lice, it's true
Just doing what bears do
Ooooooh

Bears