an answer to the ‘age old’ question ‘would you rather be stuck in the woods with a bear or a random, male, stranger?’
[Verse 1]
When Rose had found herself alone
In the shady woods, my dear
And directionless and weaponless and mostly unaware
The choice of a grizzly and a guy is pretty clear
[Chorus]
'Cause the bear don't care, the bear don't care
[Verse 2]
A lot is on his plate, and sorry, she's not on the list
And he's far too busy minding his own personal a-bears
The bear called you, saying "Leave me be, to find a fish"
[Chorus]
'Cause the bear don't care, the bear don't care
[Interlude]
So Rose set up camp in am midsummer's day
And the bear cooked his fish a mere ten yards away
And Rose minded her business and the bear did the same
And ne'er was the conflict of the bear and the dame
[Outro]
A lad may help, a lad may harm
But the bear don't care, the bear don't care
A lad may cause to sound the alarm
But the bear don't care, the bear don't care
A lad may choose to shoot his shot
But the bear just straight up does not care
A lad may care, a lad may not
But the bear don't care, the bear don't care
Bear Don’t Care (Interlude) was written by Vinny Marchi.
Vinny Marchi released Bear Don’t Care (Interlude) on Fri Jan 31 2025.