Be My Bae Bae

[Intro]
Okay, there you go, that's the stuff
Okay, now listen, you're just gonna say some real nice sexy things for the ladies
(How do I do that?)
You know, just say some things that are nice that you would do it, for like a girl, if you liked the girl
(Okay)

[Verse 1]
Oh lady, you're my baby
But not literally, 'cause you're a lady
I say, say, oh, hey, hey
Would you be my bae bae?
And you say "maybe"
Oh girl, I wanna help you make your, your biggest fantasy dreams come true
You know, twirl your elbows, nibble on your fingertips
I want to drive you out to, way out in my car, over to the twenty-four hour Walmart

[Bridge]
(Somebody in the house say yeah) Ye-yeah

[Verse 2]
Get you a brand new, expensive, top of the line, garden hose
Help you take off them clothes, yeah
What's that? Oh you wanna know if this sweater comes off? Oh it does, it sure does
B-but I prefer to keep on my turtleneck on though, if you don't mind, you know?
I just, you know, just prefer it to be on, t-this is my level of comfort right now
Don't want to rush things, you know?
Well eh, eh, that's cool, alright, well you know, you got my number
You can give me a call later, if you want, if you're still interested
*sighs* See you later

[Outro]
*cries* I didn't expect that kind of rejection
You know it's, it's hard out here, it's real hard
(Oh don't worry buddy y-you'll knock it dead next time)
You know, I'm just a sad boy right now 'c-cause, all this drama
(Well you know, s-stick around
W-we got a whole 'nother ten tracks to this mix-tape left)
No, I'm just too sad for this, too sad for this world, world