Be Like

[Intro: Jade]
Ayo, caelix. They really thought I was gonna make an album named 2019 and not talk about them dumbasses
Oh, man. It’s like… Uh-uh. It’s like… You know it’s like

[Verse 1: Jade]
I’m kinda tired of people talking
I’m tired of people forging all the sceneries like broadway
Like you’ve never seen a hard day
Bitch, please, will you stop being fraudulent?
I’m not a cop, but for me you’d be in lock up
I can’t stand your endearing posturing
I can’t stand the “wees” and the popcorns
I can’t stand it, I’m immediately bothered
Then you come with the beer and the cocktails
Oh, and the weed and the frog legs
Please, keep it down, I’m seriously exhausted
Is it not enough?
So when you’re broke, just look at the past, ‘cause
You were stoned and you took it for granite (haha)
Now it’s rock hard, you’re shook and you vanished
And I’m waiting for the hook, there you have it

[Hook: caelix]
I know you’re sitting there wishing you could be like me
But looking at the way you rhyme, it really ain’t likely
And now you lying on my name just to feel mighty
But that’s ok ‘cause everybody wanna be like me

[Verse 2: Jade and caelix]
Everybody with me! The earth is flat (Be like me)
Everybody with me! Vaccines are bad (Be like me)
Everybody with me! The climate change is a hoax (Be like me)
Everybody with me! I love pseudosciences the most (Be like me)
2019 is the year of motherfucking bullshit
Ooh, I can smell it from the moon, bitch
Lucy really died for us stooping so low?
I’d rather go back to throwing poop with a bow
Y’all motherfuckers looking like you poop in a bowl
Poop in a bowl, that’s poop in a bowl
Poop in a bowl, yeah, poop in a bowl
Caelix hit me, c’mon

[Hook: caelix]
I know you’re sitting there wishing you could be like me
But looking at the way you rhyme, it really ain’t likely
And now you lying on my name just to feel mighty
But that’s ok ‘cause everybody wanna be like me

[Verse 3: Jade]
I heard some were waiting for a sequel
But the great wars made us all equal
And now we’re stable and liberal
And everyone hates mean mean, oh
Let’s all use word we don’t understand
And let’s talk topics that we don’t really care
We don’t really care, you don’t really care

[Hook: caelix]
I know you’re sitting there wishing you could be like me
But looking at the way you rhyme, it really ain’t likely
And now you lying on my name just to feel mighty
But that’s ok ‘cause everybody wanna be like me

[Outro: Jade]
That’s it. It do be like that sometimes, you know what I mean?
It do. It really do. You just gotta look at it and say… Yeah man
That motherfucker’s right, huh. It do be like that sometimes
This is what y’all sound like when you talk, just so you know, yeah, beautiful