Be Cool (Willie Is Dancing With A Sissy)

[Intro]
Fellas, what do you think about the womens liberation?
Wait a minute, man, don't say that!
You gotta respect the women and what they believe
Now you might not go along with 'em
But you gotta respect 'em
Yeah man, but you can't get mad with 'em about that
You gotta remember they're the sails, now
One thing for sure and everybody knows what's theirs is theirs
And what's yours is yours, that right? (You right) (Yeah!)
Say man, but wait a minute

[Verse 1]
Hey, the thing has got me turned around
Man, it's a-turned a whole lot of the men around
Y'all know Williе Jones? (Yeah!) (Wait, what's up, man?)
Man, I was at the disco thе other night
I gotta tell this on Willie (What a man to do?)
I gotta tell it, man
(Tell it on Willie) I gotta tell it
Willie was dancin' with a sissy
Willie was dancin' with a sissy
Willie was dancin' with a sissy
Willie was dancin' with a sissy

[Chorus]
Be cool, I told you be cool
Oh Willie, be cool, ha-ha
Willie, be cool
Don't let that sissy know I told you, be cool
Willie, be cool, well-well-well
Be cool, you better be cool, Willie
Die, hey!

[Verse 2]
I tried to tell him that one no real girl
Ain't no woman got no muscles like that nowhere in the world
He shoulda checked it out, 'cause man, that's a drag
But let me hush my mouth, 'cause that might be with his bag

[Chorus]
Be cool, Willie, be cool
Some said them sissies pack razors, be cool with it, ha-ha
You better be cool
I went to school with sissy, be cool
William, you better be cool, boy
Yeah-yeah, be cool
Ease away from him, be cool
Well-well, ow!

[Post-Chorus]
Uh!
Hit me!
Oh!
Doobie-do
Shoobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie
Do-do-do-do-do

[Verse 3]
Uh, tried to tell him that that wasn't no real girl
Told him no woman got no muscles like that nowhere in the world
He shoulda checked it out, 'cause man, that's a drag
Let me hush my mouth, 'cause that might be with his bag

[Chorus]
Be cool, Willie, be cool
Oh, you better be cool
Willie, be cool, boy, well-well
Be cool, you better be cool
First chance you get away from him, be cool
You better be cool, William, ha!
Go on-go on for me, oh!

[Bridge]
Good God!
In disco
Dancin' with a sissy
Dancin' with a sissy
Willie dancin' with a sissy
Dancin' with a sissy
Willie dancin' with a sissy
I'm goin' to the G, to the G
Goin', they're goin' to the G
Good God, goin' to the G
Take Willie to the G
Take sissy to the G
Good God, now
Took Willie to the G
Take sissy to the G
Oh!
Uh!
Woo, be cool
Woo, be cool
Woo, be cool
Woo, be cool
Woo, be cool
Woo, be cool
Bring me on down
Bring me on down, uh!
Bring me down, man
Man, bring me down
The bandstand, bring me down
So ashamed, y'all, bring me down
Good God, hey!
Uh!

[Outro]
Uh, he gone
Dancin', dancin'
The sissy doin' the strut
The sissy doin' the sissy strut
The sissy doin' the hustle
Hustle excess
He's mashed potatoes with the sissy