bbno$ vs jschlatt - RAP BATTLE!

[Verse 1: Jschlatt]
My name is Schlatt
And a couple days ago I asked you guys to send me your best bars (Yeah!)
So why'd you guys send me the dude who just flexes his cars?
You came to dance? It's not MY party, you dipshit!
Well now I'm putting you on blast, 'cause fucker, I mean business!
I've been online for years, gaining subs and views in dozens
While bbnobitche$ here couldn't smash a like button!
And you can't measure up to Schlatt-Coin when you're so little worth
So go on, take a shot and end this with a crash and burn

[Verse 2: bbno$]
Shoutout XM, I'm Sirius
Finish this bitch real fast make him furious
Fuck a demolition thot because she go and bust it down
Now I'm here to bust a nutcase when I go and dust his town
Bro, we 'bout to make a hit!
'Cause I'm first name
Baby
Last name
Money
Pull jokes from your fans 'cause you just ain't funny
So just like stealing road signs, you know this win'll be so free
Yo, why'd the beat cut out?

[Verse 3: Jschlatt]
Hold on, allow me to fill a diss track-tual obligation
It's from Bespoke Post, now here's my observation:
Ya' spin a track like Stal, now I'd hate that shit playin'
'Cause even I don't milk GamerSupps as much as your tracks with Gravy!

[Verse 4: bbno$]
Say I'm milking my features?
Yet your fame's unavailing
The only thing that's forced here is your face in thumbnails
And-
Your Charlie talked some Word Salad, got knocked off
My Charlie feature came out swanging, and it popped off

[Verse 5: Jschlatt]
Are you stupid?!
I volunteered to kick your ass because it might be kinda funny
But putting next to your bro, can't tell which one of ya's more crummy!
(Ugh) Look guys, I'd think they're half-jokes at best
But I'm just sayin', s'ain't the first time that I'd have to deal with Twins
Tried to break out onto SoundCloud but that shit could not stay
Like are you serious? Even YuB had a better Garage Gang!
(Ooh!) Call me RuneScape the way I'm so on-line
Stop with the women on your dick and get the hell off mine!
And you've sure hit a new Depp with that emo chain and belt
Chat, I'm 'bouta make another Baby hang itself!

[Verse 6: bbno$]
(Silence)
OK
I'm on with Y2K, stacked bills and streaming bil's
But now I'm looking at your subs and I'm thinkin' "Y2-Mil?"
Tryna get the vax, but you a virgin catchin' antibodies
I'm a boss, go and ask yo' momma 'bout kinesiology
Fuck it
You a red square like Weezer
Dummy
Get in Minx's hair but you can't please her
And ya' let fans send to yo' P.O. Box, thought you was cool with it?
Shit, man
Trevor Wallace had a better opening
Ever since ya' grew out those chops, you're irredeemable
This Twink caused his own death 'cuz he was submissive and breedable?
Then ya' went and dropped the Queen?
Say, that ended dreadfully
Spillin' royal blood like it was a shot of Hennessy
Can't cover that act with a Schlanket
Probably goin' wishin' that your fans would forget that felony
(Skrrrt!)