Bat Rap

[Chorus]
Bad guys, better watch your backs, because
The Dark Knight's comin' down on your ass (Look out)
Bruce Wayne? Who the fuck is that? (Who knows?)
They call me Bat-B-Bat
They call me Batman

[Verse 1]
Arkham City? Ain't no problem
Sinister plots? I'm the guy who stops 'em
I got high-tech gadgets 'cause I'm awesome
Caution, I'll drop-kick your ass out of Gotham
What's up Mr. Freeze? I'ma cook you well-done
I know The Penguin is around, 'cause I can smell him (Ew)
I'm here to put an end to this rebellion
Commissioner Gordon, you're welcome
I see these thugs chillin' everywhere
But when I come into town, they want me out of their hair
They hear me runnin' down the street, see me glidin' through the air
By the time they get to me, it's just like I was never there (What?)
I'm a martial arts master, no one's faster
I'll use Batarangs if I have to
I get pissed off when I hear evil laughter
So I eat bad guys and turn 'em into bat turds

[Chorus]
Bad guys, better watch your backs, because
The Dark Knight's comin' down on your ass (Look out)
Bruce Wayne? Who the fuck is that? (Who knows?)
They call me Bat-B-Bat
They call me Batman

[Verse 2]
Catwoman's pretty, she's got great titties
Robin, keep your hands off, she's my bitty
And if Mr. Riddler really thinks he's witty
Ask him to fist fight me, we'll see who ends up winning
Hitting you harder than a freight train (No way)
I'm just glad that I'm not as ugly as Two-Face
With a customized suit that looks like toothpaste
So, is it true, Harvey Dent, that you go both ways? (Ahaha)
This one is for you, Solomon Grundy
You may be tough, but holy fuck, you're ugly
Between your legs, I know that there is nothing
You couldn't get it up, because you're a zombie
I have no fear, the past, behind me
I wipe my ass with poison ivy
I like being me, 'cause I'm damn fine
You know you'll never touch me
Hammer time (Damn)

[Chorus]
Bad guys, better watch your backs, because
The Dark Knight's comin' down on your ass (Look out)
Bruce Wayne? Who the fuck is that? (Who knows?)
They call me Bat-B-Bat
They call me Batman

[Bridge]
Spread my wings and take to flight
Sleep all day and play all night
Gotham is my home, alright?
You better not talk shit if you cannot fight
Made of vengeance, not with hate
Nonetheless, I'm quite irate
Say goodbye to Hugo Strange
I'll kill any motherfucker who knows my name

[Chorus]
Bad guys, better watch your backs, because
The Dark Knight's comin' down on your ass (Look out)
Bruce Wayne? Who the fuck is that? (Who knows?)
They call me Bat-B-Bat
They call me Batman
Bad guys, better watch your backs, because
The Dark Knight's comin' down on your ass (Look out)
Bruce Wayne? Who the fuck is that? (Who knows?)
They call me Bat-B-Bat
They call me Batman