Basking In The Warmth of Christmas

Ms. Fowl: [Brawk]
There's a glow by the fire
As I sit and perspire
I'm cozy and snug;
I sip from my mug
Basking in the warmth... of Christmas Day! [Brawk]

Cindy and Libby: We get gifts from relationships
And big denominations
Cindy: Laptops and things
Libby: Gadgets that ping
Both: Basking in the warmth of Christmas day

Jimmy: These feelings that you speak of are subjective
All I want is something that is real
Carl: Christmas joy should be your one objective!
Sheen: Last summer I was bitten by an eel!
All other kids: Huh?!

Sam: Kids eat treats in profusion
They need treats for their choosin'
Officer Tubs: The punks sprayin' walls!
Other Police officer: Their hearts all aglow!
Both: Basking in the warmth... of Christmas Day!

Jimmy: Your answer's more elusive than it should be
I run into this problem every time
How could a guy that fat fit down a chimney?
How could he survive the arctic climb?!

All: Happiness is the reason
We delight in the season
Science is fine
But don't waste our time!

We're basking in the warmth...
Jimmy: I can't concur!
All: Basking in the warmth...
Jimmy: But where's your proof?!
All: Basking in the warmth... of Christmas Day!!
Ms. Fowl: [Brawks]