Bartholemew

[Verse 1]

Bartholemew bring me a fork
There's a Minstrel Parade on TV
Let the lights glow, an excellent reason
To stay home tonight

[Chorus]

Oh, the old men wave their canes
They have yesterday's brains
And their worlds stop turning on sundays
The young lives are clipped
And smudged on the rocks
Distorted and forgotten

[Verse 2]

Quietly she enters the room
But we can't talk, we can not be seen
Returning her new pair of jeans
Just to stay home tonight

[Chorus]

Oh, the mirror always shows
There's a stranger in my clothes
Standing on the third rail
Lost at sea, searching for me
And we don't know how to sail

[Verse 3]

So if you go to guitar the store
You will see me again holding the door
It's an excellent night to sleep on the floor
If you stay home tonight

[Chorus]

Oh, I saw you before in the guitar store
I was lonely, lazy and useless
And Bartholemew moans to the counterfeit clones
When he feels like he's not a human