Bartender Please

[Intro: Bootsy Collins]
Ah yeah
Turnin' me loose
On TV of all, baby
Let me lay the asphalt
I'll deem them lights
Let's get it icy tonight
Uh! Yeah baby, dance
It's L to the L and Cool to the J
This is just how we funk today
And when it's time for us to get
(Know what I mean?)

[Hook: Melody Thornton, LL Cool J & Snoop Dogg]
Forget yo swag (Forget yo swag)
Feel me... Feel me
Got money, I don't care bout that (I don't care about that)
Feel me... Feel me
Keep them ordinary chicks away (Get up out my face)
Feel me... Feel me
Bring another hundred bottles to me (Bartender please)
You better feel me... Feel me
Yeah

[Verse 1: LL Cool J]
All this fraudulent shinin
And imitation diamonds is damn near blinding
Every time leave the country
I gotta come back foreign just to remind ya
Know they watchin my moves but they never figure out exactly how I'm grindin
I needs rock to my ears
They say the bands look at the finest
No captains, funny
Flashing this money like you taking something from me
Girl gave me the eye, this dude's a dummy
Don't play boy, I'll bag yo lil bunny
Chain around my neck made the night look sunny
Game so cold, your crew knows it's runny
L's in the building, you know that kid
'Cause 100 for yo nose, baby blow that quick

[Hook: Melody Thornton, LL Cool J & Snoop Dogg]
Forget yo swag (Forget yo swag)
Feel me... Feel me
Got money, I don't care bout that (I don't care about that)
Feel me... Feel me
Keep them ordinary chicks away (Get up out my face)
Feel me... Feel me
Bring another hundred bottles to me (Bartender please)
You better feel me... Feel me
Yeah

[Verse 2: Snoop Dogg]
Hold and grow, dipped in what
Get a grip then flip, grip the dick, Heathcliff
The giff, the gaff, the riff, the raff
I'm slick with the bit when I pin it to
I'm attracted swag or the crip Louie bags
La di da and my Adidas
Get out for shizzey, just say you never pissey
You'll never as cool as me, cool, chill back

[Hook: Melody Thornton, LL Cool J & Snoop Dogg]
Forget yo swag (Forget yo swag)
Feel me... Feel me
Got money, I don't care bout that (I don't care about that)
Feel me... Feel me
Keep them ordinary chicks away (Get up out my face)
Feel me... Feel me
Bring another hundred bottles to me (Bartender please)
You better feel me... Feel me
Yeah

[Verse 3: LL Cool J]
Yea, this the same old script
LL Jordan, white riders on tip
Proving every rapper in the game can't spit
You gon turn around and get yo forehead split
Finish with the workout, I might blow the splif
Young girls talking bout – Hi, Mister Smith
Quick baby, put the Maserati in 5th
Brim on the 80 ave, lookin all stiff
LL, boy where you been?
Without you in the game how the coach gon win?
Call Snoop Dogg, it's time to go in
Tell my man Bootsy bring the big mouths in
Step on the parkay, you know I'm gon win
It's tight balling, you can't defend
If money is stacked up, Cool's locked in
Ya'll get the message, I ain't gotta press send

[Hook: Melody Thornton, LL Cool J & Snoop Dogg]
Forget yo swag (Forget yo swag)
Feel me... Feel me
Got money, I don't care bout that (I don't care about that)
Feel me... Feel me
Keep them ordinary chicks away (Get up out my face)
Feel me... Feel me
Bring another hundred bottles to me (Bartender please)
You better feel me... Feel me
Yeah

[Breakdown: Bootsy Collins, LL Cool J & Snoop Dogg]
LL Cool J
Grab a big mouth and funk away
Ayo what's up, Snoop, man, what's happenin'
Say what?
LL Cool J
Grab a big mouth and funk away (Ayo Bootsy, who dat, man? Who dat?)
Doggy right there (Definitely funky right?)
Sounds crazy
L to the L, baby Cool to the J
Yo, gimme that little sound, to make this sound
Oh no. Forget your swag. You ain't got no swag (Hell no)
L to the L, baby Cool to the J
This is how we funk today (Snoop Doggy Dogg, wuddup?)
Wuddup Snoop?
Bounce and bounce (Bootsy!)
Stuck in that boys are now (Yo Big Bootsy, what's happenin baby?)
All around the world
For the big mouth girl (How old is that keyboard?)
The diggin' down shiggin' it
I'm out here diggin' it
Ride Sally, ride, Until the smoke comes out yo thighs
There my boy L's back on the block
With all cylinders, ready to rock
Are you ready to rock? (I'm ready)
LL, are you ready to rock? (Snoop I'm ready)
There my boy L's back on the block (He back in the block)
With all cylinders, ready to rock
Are you ready? (I'm ready, Bootsy, yea)

[Outro: Bootsy Collins & LL Cool J]
Stuck in that boys are now
You might need some gin and juice after this