Barney Makes 3, Pts. 1 & 2

[LORETTA]
We reunited and we're going so strong

[JEROME]
My wife died parasailing and I've moved on

[LORETTA & JEROME]
And now our Barney boy will always be near

[BARNEY]
I'll come to live with you and it won't be weird

[LORETTA, spoken]
Of course not wuv wuv

[LORETTA, JEROME & BARNEY]
Back together and forever we'll be

[LORETTA]
Mom

[JEROME]
And dad

[BARNEY]
And Barney makes thwee

[JEROME, spoken]
We love you, champ

[ROBIN]
And I'll live here too since we're married
And I'm totally cool with it...

[LORETTA]
We reunited and I'm feeling so glad

[SAM]
I'm so much sexier than Barney's dad

[JAMES]
Back together now our life's right on track

[BARNEY]
But she's bangin' my dad behind your dad's back

[JEROME]
When you're at work, I'm all over her rack

[JAMES]
That's not true

[BARNEY]
Yes, it is

[JAMES]
That's not funny

[BARNEY]
Mom break the news

[LORETTA]
Okay, we're screwing like bunnies

[SAM]
I'll kick your ass

[JEROME]
I'd like to see you try

[JAMES]
Well, my dad would win in a fight

[BARNEY]
No, my dad would win in a fight

[JAMES]
No!

[BARNEY]
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

[JAMES]
My dad would win in a fight!