Banned From Amazon

Banned From Amazon
[Chorus: Bigg Romney and Mr Ice]
Amazon, why won’t you give me my fucking package (I’m waiting)
I ordered it a month ago, still ain’t arrive, at my doorsteps (Oh)
Amazon I’ve already contacted customer support (support)
But I won’t get that fucking package, it won't arrive at my door. (Oh, oh)

[Verse 1: Bigg Romney]
Why won’t you give me my LEGO Mario set?
I ordered it, I wanna play with it
But you won’t give me it because you are lame
Oh for shane, oh for shame
I ordered it on May 1st, and I got the paperwork, ay why won’t you give it to me?
I am in distress, I want to get my LEGO Princess Peach

[Chorus: Bigg Romney]
Amazon, why won’t you give me my fucking package
I ordered it a month ago, still ain’t arrive, at my doorsteps
Amazon I’ve already contacted customer support
But I won’t get that fucking package, it won't arrive at my door

[Verse 2: Mr Ice]l
I can't take it anymore (more)
They're holding my package cuz they're bored (Ooh)
I bet they're using it, bet they're using it
Oh you're using it? Give me it back now bitch (Hey)
Give me it, give me it (Woo)
Flatheaded like phineas
Oh, no ferb (no ferbs)
I am eating some herbs
Cuz i'm bored, nah i'm not playing with the boards (I hate boards)
Waiting for my package now, now
Calling the manager now (Ohh)

[Chorus: Bigg Romney]
Amazon, why won’t you give me my fucking package
I ordered it a month ago, still ain’t arrive, at my doorsteps
Amazon I’ve already contacted customer support
But I won’t get that fucking package, it won't arrive at my door

[Outro: Bigg Romney & Johnny Dang)
Vertie, the scientist, you have been banned from ordering products on Amazon, for 2,000 years. For the reason of user safety, and suspicious purchases, why do you need all that hydrochloric acid huh? why you need all that? Error code 284
Huh, what does error code 284 even mean?
*typing sounds*
Huh, so, Johnny Dang has banned me from Amazon? I didn’t even know he ran Amazon, I thought that was Jeffery Bezos!
(What it is, never ever eat this shit again man!)
Oh man, Denny’s? (Fuck that food!) I love Denny’s! What the fuck? (Bullshit ass Denny’s! Ay, if you eat Denny’s you wack ass.) Oh. Fuck you then! First you ban me from Amazon, now you say that Denny’s is awful! What the fuck!