Bankruptcy

Cowboys on soy
A plate of dogshit and a bucket of Altoids
One-armed pushup, all trapezoid
My pet Pit ripped my right arm off... down boy!
My insurance agent sounds annoyed
Freak accidents that keep happening
A new car a week and I keep crashing it
Ran into an ATM with free cash in it
Allow me to introduce my new E habit
Let's review each candidate
I like Obama, he seems passionate
I like McCain, he's a maverick
But the fucking guy's tie's clashing with his suit jacket
Fuck that shit
How do yall do
My hobbies are towing cars and lawsuits
This is my wife Velveeta
My son Dasani, and my daughter Aquafina
Got a brother in the service, another in the circus
Jules juggles better, man, they got it backwards
Kids, meet your new daddy
I'm filing bankruptcy and moving on my mama's balcony
And if you think that's funny, check this
I did a bank robbery with my tank on E and my man on E
Because it seems like nothing on the face
That all my friends got big closet space
You and your subpoenas can suck penis
America is David Hasselhoff wacking off with a hacking cough