Ready, Greg? (I don't care)
Kevin? (Yeah!)
James? (Satan!)
Alright, fellas. Let's go!
Oh it's been getting so hard
Living with what society does to me
Our dreams are getting so strange
We'd like to tell you everything we see
There's a cop in the back
As a matter of fact
And his eyes were as red as the sun
And this skinhead in the corner
Lets no one ignore him
He thinks he's the scariest one
Oh yeah!
It was like lightning!
Everybody was frightening!
And the music was trashy!
And we all started thrashing!
Yeah, yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
And the cop in the back
Said everyone attack
And it turned into
A Ballroom Blitz
And the girl in the corner
Said "Boy, i wanna warn ya
It'll turn into a Ballroom Blitz"
Ballroom Blitz!
Ballroom Blitz!
We're reaching out for something
Drinking beer is all we ever do
We softly call you over
When you appear there's nothing left of you
And the cop in the back
Is ready to crack
As he raises his club to the sky
And the girl in the corner
Is everyone's mourner
She could kill you with a wink of her eye
Oh yeah, it was electric!
So frantically hectic!
And the music was trashy!
And they all started crashing!
Yeah, yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
And the cop in the back
Said everyone attack
And it turned into
A Ballroom Blitz
And the girl in the corner
Said "Boy, i wanna warn ya
It'll turn into a Ballroom Blitz"
Ballroom Blitz!
Ballroom Blitz!
It's its, a Ballroom Blitz!
It's its, a Ballroom Blitz!
It's its, a Ballroom Blitz!
Yeah! It's a Ballroom Blitz!
Ballroom Blitz (demo) was written by Mike Chapman & Nicky Chinn.