Ballad Of Simon & Constance Lyrics
Simon: "I'll never get it,so I guess I'll never win
'Cruelty free' is some sick joke
And someone's gettin' paid well for it
(moans) Oh, the horror!"
(and she swallows and the come goes down easy)
Simon: "You ate, taste good?"
Constance: "Makes me sick, nibbling on sinewy muscles"
(Constance's conscience kisses him
Slippery. His mouth opens.)
Constance: "Don't you say a word!"
The moan in unison. Simon says Another way
Constance plays the slave
Lays her body over. Bed becomes the grave