Ballad of Forty Dollars by Mel Tillis
Ballad of Forty Dollars by Mel Tillis

Ballad of Forty Dollars

Mel Tillis * Track #11 On Who’s Julie

Ballad of Forty Dollars Lyrics

The man who preached the funeral
Said it really was a simple way to die
He laid to rest one afternoon
And never opened up his eyes

They hired me and Fred and Joe
To dig the grave and carry up some chairs
It took us seven hours
And I guess we must've drunk a case of beer

I guess I oughta go and watch them put him down
But I don't own the suit
And anyway when they start talkin' about the fire and hell
Well I get spooked

So I'll just sit here in my truck
And act like I don't know him when they pass
Anyway when they're all through
I've got to go to work and move the grass

Here they come and who's that ridin'
In that big ole shiny limousine
Look at all that chrome
I do believe that's the sharpest thing I've seen

That must belong to his rich Uncle
Someone said he owned a big ole farm
When they get parked I'll mosey down
And look it over that won't do no harm

Well that must be the widow in the car
And would you take a look at that
That sure is a pretty dress you know
Some women do look good in black

He's not even in the ground
And they say that his truck is up for sale
They say she took it pretty hard
But you can't tell too much behind a veil

Listen ain't that pretty
When the bugler plays the military taps
I think that when you's in the war
They always hired and played a song like that

Well here I am and there they go
And I guess you'd just call it my bad luck
I hope he'll rest in peace
But trouble is that fellow owes me forty bucks

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