I'm not in the band
They cut out my hand
But it's not important
I keep forgetting to forget
This south land regrets
To be different
Too tired of verse
For it to get worse
It was better at first
Who am I fooling?
And what am I doing?
It's a ballad
They're practicing now
Only learning how
But it's not important
They're wonderful folk
But I can't share their joke
It's a sad one
There's Tennessee green
Nowhere to be seen
Will they find it at last?
Do you think of me?
Do you write of me?
It's a ballad
You'll hear from these boys
They really try with thеir toys
But it's not important
They're still the bеst, they suppose
But then, no one knows
"What's a giant?"
They just wanna eat
Without working the street
Are they hungry?
Do they wanna eat meat
Or just settle with sweets
Or a ballad?
How is the leg
And the black walking peg
Is it important?
Do you think it can be
The same without me?
Why am I asking?
Where is the substitution?
Who isn't repitution?
Oh, what do you want?
You're destroying
And I'm annoying you
With a ballad
Who's your new brother?
It's only another
But it's not important
He loves you a lot
Much more love than I got
I'm a dead one
And since you're the same
And I too am to blame
It's all shredded
I must be a bore, not a lord
I can't sing to a ballad
Who are the girls
And why in the world
Is it important?
For them to rely
On artistic fly?
Leave them for England
Write me a card
If it doesn't seem hard
Be a superstar
A lost asteroid
Impatience avoided
It's a ballad
Encourage the group
To finish their soup
Cause it's not important
There ain't no dessert
Ballad of Ethos was written by R. Stevie Moore.
Ballad of Ethos was produced by R. Stevie Moore.