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This is the song that was played after Vince McMahon lost the ‘Battle of the Billionaires’ against Donald Trump, and was played while he had his head shaved bald.
[Chorus]
I've got the bald headed blues
I've been a victim of a crime
I've got the bald headed blues
I've been a victim of a crime
'Cause now that I have lost my hair
I should've lose my mind
[Verse 1]
I used to be a [?]
I was a striking thing to see (I was a striking thing to see)
Yes, I used to be a [?], man
A man's man, you'd like to be
But now my manhood's stripped away
Just like they did to Hercules (oh no)
[Chorus]
I've got the bald headed blues
I've been a victim of a crime
I've got the bald headed blues
I've been a victim of a crime
'Cause now that I have lost my hair
I should've lose my mind
[Verse 2]
I went to see my doctor
I asked for his advice
He glanced up at my bare head and said the news would not be nice
I have to change my lifestyle from sex, and power and fame
'Cause all he could offer me was Viagra and Rogaine
[Verse 3]
Women used to stare at me
They'd make their intentions strong
Yeah, this woman used to stare at me and make their intentions strong
But now they're looking pity on me
'Cause all my manhood's gone
[Chorus]
I've got the bald headed blues
I've been a victim of a crime (oh no)
I've got the bald headed blues
Yes, I'm the victim of a crime
'Cause now that I have lost my hair
I should've lose my mind
[Outro]
Would someone help me out of here?
Man, I am running out of time
Oh, I'm looking for at you, baby
'Cause real hair's so hard to find (yes it is)
Bald Headed Blues (Battle of the Billionaires) was written by Jim Johnston.
Bald Headed Blues (Battle of the Billionaires) was produced by Jim Johnston.
Jim Johnston released Bald Headed Blues (Battle of the Billionaires) on Fri Aug 09 2019.