Bald
The Darkness * Track #7 On One Way Ticket to Hell... and Back
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Bald by The Darkness
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Performed by
The DarknessProduced by
Roy Thomas BakerWrited by
Ed Graham & Dan Hawkins & Justin HawkinsAbout
Justin Hawkins commented on this song:- “I think hair loss is a lot like death for most men, because it’s much-feared and never fully explained, and when most men get ready in the morning, it’s the first step in their grooming regiment. So frankly, I’m surprised that no one has written songs about [...
Bald Lyrics
[Verse 1]
It would appear that male pattern
Baldness has set in
His hair, at an alarming pace
Running away from his face
He's losing his virility
And now his masculinity
Has been compromised
And his libido down-sized
[Pre-Chorus]
Not for me, not for me, not for me, ah-ah
Not for me, not for me
Heaven forbid
It's not for me, you understand
[Chorus]
Bald, slap-headed and hairless (Bald)
Bald, he is destined to be
Bald
Well, tonight, thank God it's him (Thank God, instead of me)
[Verse 2]
From what I have been reading
His scalp needs kneading
To stimulate each folicle
And reverse this diabolical
Condition that's afflicted him
For years, and has cruelly
Repulsed each potential mate
And left him with a balding pate
[Pre-Chorus]
Not for me, not for me, not for me, ah-ah
Not for me, not for me
Heaven forbid
It's not for me, you understand
[Chorus]
Bald, slap-headed and hairless (Bald)
Bald, he is destined to be
Bald
Well, tonight, thank God it's him (Thank God, instead of me)
Sock it to me, baby, yeah!
[Solo 1]
[Pre-Chorus]
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
Not for me, not for me
Heaven forbid
It's not for me, you understand
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
Not for me, not for me
Heaven forbid
It's not for me, you understand
[Chorus]
Bald, slap-headed and hairless (Bald)
Bald, he is destined to be
Bald
Well, tonight, thank God it's him (Thank God, instead of me)
Thank God!
[Solo 2]
[Chorus]
Bald, slap-headed and hairless (Bald)
Bald, he is destined to be
Bald
Well, tonight, thank God it's him (Thank God, instead of me)
Bald Q&A
Who wrote Bald's ?
Bald was written by Ed Graham & Dan Hawkins & Justin Hawkins.
Who produced Bald's ?
Bald was produced by Roy Thomas Baker.
When did The Darkness release Bald?
The Darkness released Bald on Mon Nov 28 2005.