Bag Lady Part 2

I'm like a Chinese man with no girlfriend
Staying at home and jacking off to the internet
Masturbate, that's the kind of thing that I do
I don't have to wait
Spend a couple weekends with myself, I love it
Man I love porn so much, I don't need it tho
I could jack off to the things I see on the street
Man I got such a super dick you can't fuck with me
Baby chilling living life man so comfortably
Yes I be thinking that I am who I am tho
If you could be who I am then you would be me
And that don't work nowadays, that don't make sense
Baby back to the topic at hand: I love myself
Guess what I mean when I say is that I touch myself
Jacking off my dick all the time, I can stroke it tho
I'm in Yankee Stadium, third row and I'm jerking it
Yeah I'm just like Kool Keith I can do that tho
But for real I be chilling when I say it tho
I be jerking off at my home but not always
I can do it whenever I want man I'm all of that
Naked like a pornstar, cum 20 times a day
Baby and I'm thinking that I'm realer than all of you
Why? Cuz I love myself so hard that I hate myself
This is just a pattern that we call psychology
Psychologically man this some shit you think about
What would Freud say if he even could fuck with me?
That nigga dead plus he ain't even real as shit
Man I be so real with my 20-inch
I can do whatever I want, got the biggest dick
And I could walk through the block and not give a fuck
Tell a bitch please don't touch me cuz I love myself
Got my own touch with my dick, you cannot satisfy
All the things that you think you could do you couldn't try

Jerk 20, 20, times a day
Bag lady, bag lady
I don't need your luggage around me today
Bag lady, bag lady
I don't got time to hear about your problems
I don't got time to hear you complaining
Cuz I got the internet

I'm like a Chinese man with no internet
I can go to library still and jack off
I'm not a pervert, I just really care about my happiness
That's why I'm jerking almost everyday, feel me
Even on the weekdays, even like after work
Even in the mornings, right when you waking up
I can do my shit man I ain't really wack tho
Even 2 other dudes in the room, they just gay
Cuz they listening to hear me rap this shit
Man I fucking love my dick, I got a super dick
And it's just something that's real, you know how I say
It ain't really special but it's truly what you do with it
Baby and I'm chilling, living life like I'm Superman
Yes I'm Clark Kent got the shirt and the other shit
Man I got a S-curl on my end, you shooting me?
I got bulletproof vest, jump in a single bounce
I ain't Bruce Wayne, man that cat got mad dough
But I ain't got it, I'm reporter for The Daily News
And I do my thing, man I'm something like Superman
Take my dick out and that's how I shake your hand
Baby and I'm chilling, living life cuz you know me tho
Tell these other bitches get the fuck away, you don't know me no
I ain't trying to hear about your shit
I got that super dick