Bad News

Here we go
That gangster of the blues
Boo hoo whoopty woo

Here we go again
Bad news is everywhere
Losin' all my friends
They say I'm mad
But I don't care
Here we go again
Bad news is everywhere
Losin' all my friends
They say I'm mad
But I don't care

First, my bitch got knocked up (oops)
Then my pops got locked up (poof)
Then I toured around the world
Met a lot of little girls
And nodded off in the pasta (damn)
It's just a hard knock life (that's right)
Better go guard your wife (your wifе)
Cuz she's giving me the еye
While she's waving me goodbye
And I might just toss her (nope)
Then my car got smashed up (bang)
And my cards got cashed up (dang)
Then I took to the streets like a circus freak
Bleeding out straight ketchup (ouch)
I guess that's the breaks (no way)
When it's all take take take (all day)
But it ain't no thing
Cuz I got that swing and I'm still so sexy

Here we go again
Bad news is everywhere
Losin' all my friends
They say I'm mad
But I don't care
Here we go again
Bad news is everywhere
Losin' all my friends
They say I'm mad
But I don't care

First, my stove got turned up (hot)
Then my clothes got burned up (stop)
It's just a little bad luck acting silly at the club
What the kids call murder (pop pop pop)
Like a sex professor (oww)
And no I don't feel no pressure (no)
Got my ears to the streets for a trick and a treat
And a new investor

I was flying cross the land like Peter Pan
Eyes on the prize and a piece in my hand
With a little bit of bleach and some elbow grease
Tryin' to get that funk out the frying pan
But I just met her should get better
Cuz she's pulling out all the stops
Ain't nothing upstairs but a bucket and a prayer
And an illustrated book about dirty cops

Here we go again
Bad news is everywhere
Losin' all my friends
They say I'm mad
But I don't care
Here we go again
Bad news is everywhere
Losin' all my friends
They say I'm mad
But I don't care