Bad Man Nuh Dress Like Girl

[Intro 1: Female voice & Male Voice *by Harry Toddler*]
Shelly!
Shelly, wha' happen?!
Yo, a who you a romp with?!
Sorry! Sorry, you look like mi friend Shelly
Man no play dem thing deh, enuh!

[Intro 2]
Lord, God!
You see it?!
A that happen, enuh
When some bwoy all a gwan like dem a gyal 'bout yah
Nose a bore...
This big drop curl thing...
A Harry Toddler from Scare Dem, and guess wha'
Lord, God!

[Chorus]
Bad man nuh dress like girl
We nuh bore nose, and we nuh bleach face and
We nuh wear drop curl
Well, some freaky-freaky bwoy fi stop dress like girl
Bad man nuh dress like girl
We nuh bore nose, and we nuh bleach face and
We nuh wear drop curl
Well, some freaky-freaky bwoy fi stop dress like girl

[Verse 1]
Mi look bush and bashy
Inna mi Moschino and mi latest Versace
We nuh bore nose and we nuh too Jheri
Natural as mi born, a so mi gyal dem tell me
Hey yeah!
Some bwoy get drawn out
Dem face go bleach out
Deh pon a wrong route
Look like a gyal when him a go out
Dem mistake him, take him fi gyal inna crowd

[Chorus]
Scare Dem!
We nuh dress like girl
We nuh bore nose, and we nuh bleach face and
We nuh wear drop curl
Well, some freaky-freaky bwoy fi stop dress like girl
Monster Shack nuh dress like girl
We nuh bore nose, and we nuh bleach face and
We nuh wear drop curl
Well, some freaky-freaky bwoy fi stop dress like girl

[Verse 2]
No man nuh fi look so
Me see dem up so, see dem 'round so
Impersonate gyal any which part dem go
Know say Monster Shack dem nah dress so
Yes, yes!
The wrong song him go sing
Him nose go bore, him all a wear belly skin
Fi lef' that to Cicilyn and Jacqueline
Scare Dem knock him out with a cold Heineken
Sing!

[Chorus]
Bad man nuh dress like girl
We nuh bore nose, and we nuh bleach face and
We nuh wear drop curl
Well, some freaky-freaky bwoy fi stop dress like girl
Scare Dem nuh dress like girl
We nuh bore nose, and we nuh bleach face and
We nuh wear drop curl
Well, some freaky-freaky bwoy fi stop dress like girl

[Verse 3]
Him go use the wrong remedy
See it deh now, him face a bruk 'way like crockery
Bwoy get jealous and waan imitate Jackie
People see him and take him turn mockery
Well!
Bwoy go bruk Nadinola factory
'Bout, him waan fi look like Suzie
True him waan the gyal dem call him, "cutie"
You might get a kick out of da Monster booti
General B!

[Chorus]
Scare Dem nuh dress like girl
We nuh bore nose, and we nuh bleach face and
We nuh wear drop curl
Well, some freaky-freaky bwoy fi stop dress like girl
Bad man nuh dress like girl
We nuh bore nose, and we nuh bleach face and
We nuh wear drop curl
Well, some freaky-freaky bwoy fi stop dress like girl

[Verse 1]
Mi look bush and bashy
Inna mi Moschino and mi latest Versace
We nuh braid hair, and we nuh too Jheri
Natural as mi born, a so mi gyal dem tell me
Monster Shack!
Some bwoy get drawn out
Dem face go bleach out
Deh pon a wrong route
Look like a gyal when dem a go out
Man mistake him, take him fi gyal inna crowd

[Chorus]
Scare Dem!
We nuh dress like girl
We nuh bore nose, and we nuh bleach face and
We nuh wear drop curl...