Bad Luck Anthem

[Intro]
This one goes out to all the losers out there
I hear you

[Verse 1: Brian]
Hey
I've got something to say
'Cause life never goes my way
It's such a shame
But it's cool
Because I know one day
Everything will be okay
And that's for sure

I try to have some trust
In the future
And try to hope that
Things will get cooler

[Chorus]
But when you've got
Bad luck like Brian
There ain't no hope in tryin'
Wish I was Good Luck Graham
So I sit here prayin'
And I could be flyin'
But my bad luck ain't dyin'
So I guess I'll just be Bad Luck Brian

[Verse 2: Brian]
Oh no
Why does life torture me so?
Every day's filled with such woe
That's how it goes
But wait
Can't let myself fall to despair
Cuz even though life is just unfair
I've gotta go on

I'll embrace all the cruel jokes
That God plays on me
And I'll learn to live with
All this misfortune

[Chorus]
'Cause when you've got
Bad luck like Brian
There ain't no hope in tryin'
Wish I was Good Luck Graham
So I sit here prayin'
And I could be flyin'
But my bad luck ain't dyin'
So I guess I'll just be Bad Luck Brian

[Bridge]
Ohhh I got
Bad Luck like Brian
But I'm startin' to like it!
I don't wish I was Graham
And I know what I'm sayin'
I'm already flyin'
'Cause I haven't been dyin'
And I'm happy being Bad Luck Brian

[Instrumental]

[Outro]
See, sometimes
When life gets you down
You gotta remember the most important thing in the world
In the whole entire world
Be yourself