Bad Habits

[Verse 1]
Well I’ve been praying in public
So everyone can see me
But I do it with an opened eye
And I told your mother I’d never love another
But I’d love for us to make her cry
So if you come back now
We can go to town
I’ll afford us some fun on charge
But first things first
We gotta make things worse
And steal us some credit cards

[Chorus]
It’s been sixteen months since I’ve been a drunk
But I’m lonely sober too
I got some bad habits, oh bad habits
And I’m best at ‘em with you
And I am my own reason why
I do those things I do
I got some bad habits, oh bad habits
And I’m best at ‘em with you

[Verse 2]
Now I hate mnemonics
I’m a man of repetition
I believe in the rote memory
So let’s do what we did before again
I recall it so easily
Hell I know you got it in you for another ride
So bring the mortgage money, my dear
We’ll have some thousand-dollar nights
And smoke some Marlboro Lights
Cuz cancer ain’t no worse than fear

[Chorus]
It’s been sixteen months since I’ve been a drunk
But I’m lonely sober too
I got some bad habits, oh bad habits
And I’m best at ‘em with you
And I am my own reason why
I do those things I do
I got some bad habits, oh bad habits
And I’m best at ‘em with you

[Bridge]
Cuz it ain’t no fun to call the cops and run
If you’re doin’ it by oneself
Can we do this for life
A broken man and wife
‘Til death has come to part us in hell?

[Chorus]
And It’s been sixteen months since I’ve been a drunk
But I’m lonely sober too
I got some bad habits, oh some bad habits
And I’m best at ‘em with you
And I am my own reason why
I do those things I do
I got some bad habits, oh some bad habits
And I’m best at ‘em with you

[Outro]
I got some bad habits, oh some bad habits
And I’m best at ‘em with you