Bad Guy (Parody)

Hi, my name is Billie 'Eilish'
No, not 'Eyelash', you stupid fish
I'm that new creepy Goth Pop Chick
Go watch the Famousons

I do whatever I want to
Like, dye my hair the color blue
Mutilate this poor Pikachu
Even race these cartoons

So, you're the good guy
You're the 'steal princess' type
Who's that mushroom guy?
Oh, look. There's some Shy Guys

I'm that weird type
Pour ketchup on my fries
These birds will taste good fried
Throw a quick Blue Shell type

I'm the bad guy....
(a long break)

Duh!

I'm the bad guyy