Bad Day To Be a Beer

[Verse 1]
For the first time in a while
Them neon stars aligned just right
The boys are back in town
Like the good old days, same place, same time
I'm sorry we ain't sorry
For what we're about to do
We're goin' out for drinks
And I ain't talkin' 'bout a few

[Chorus]
We'll be shotgun chuggin' them suds we're crushin'
Cans, our ice cold friends won't stand a chance
We'll kill 'em off, one-by-one
Sip-by-sip 'til they disappear
We'll be havin' us a damn good time around here
But it's a bad day to be a beer

[Verse 2]
The keg's down at the bar
They won't make it to last call
I feel a big house party comin' on
All them bottles are goners
'Cause when we're through, we'll be full of brew
Buzzin' underneath them stars
Singin', "R.I.P." to the empties
Piled high up in the yard

[Chorus]
We'll be shotgun chuggin' them suds we're crushin'
Cans, our ice cold friends won't stand a chance
We'll kill 'em off, one-by-one
Sip-by-sip 'til they disappear
We'll be havin' us a damn good time around here
But it's a bad day to be a beer
It's a bad day to be a beer

[Refrain]
Singin', "R.I.P." to the empties
R.I.P. to the empties
R.I.P. to the empties
R.I.P., we'll be...

[Chorus]
Shotgun chuggin' them suds we're crushin'
Cans, our ice cold friends won't stand a chance
We'll kill 'em off, one-by-one
Sip-by-sip 'til they disappear
We'll be havin' us a damn good time around here
But it's a bad day to be a
Bad day to be a beer
It's a bad day to be a beer

[Refrain]
Singin', "R.I.P." to the empties
R.I.P. to the empties
R.I.P. to the empties
It's a bad day to be a beer