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Alec Benjamin
[EDDIE]
What is a man
When he gives up his soul
When his brains
Are in chains
And his heart has lost control?
[MALCOLM, spoken]
Ooh, tell me more
[EDDIE]
How does a man
Who can see behind his head
Turn as blind as a bat with no eyes?
[MALCOLM]
What is a man
When he turns on his friends?
We've been tossed
Now we're lost
Just a wig full of split ends
[EDDIE, spoken]
Now, that's the truth
[MALCOLM]
How do we make
Our hero wide awake
So that he
Can re-
Alize?
[MALCOLM & EDDIE]
That girl is bad, bad news
Bad news
Nothing but tears
Nothing but trouble
Nothing but stress
Yes, she is bad, bad news
Bad news
[EDDIE]
Bad news
[MALCOLM & EDDIE]
Our buddy Brett
Is gonna regret
That he ever said "Yes!"
The girl may be hot
But all that he's got
Is bad, bad news
[MALCOLM, EDDIE, KC & CARLOS]
That girl is bad, bad news
Bad news
[CARLOS]
Very bad news
[KC]
It's an invasion
[EDDIE]
It's like a war
[CARLOS]
Or a zombie attack
[MALCOLM, EDDIE, KC & CARLOS]
Whack! Goes the bad, bad news
Bad news
[MALCOLM]
Très bad!
[MALCOLM, EDDIE, KC & CARLOS]
We've been abandoned
Left in the sand and
We need him back
They're kissing, they're dating
It's so nauseating
It's bad, bad news
[EDDIE]
Every minute we wait is an hour too late
He has got to be freed from her spell
[MALCOLM]
Why would our friend prefer to be hanging with her?
[EDDIE]
Are we mean?
[MALCOLM]
Are we rude?
[EDDIE]
Do we smell?
[KC]
He's a mess on the field
So our fate has been sealed
[CARLOS]
Now it's time for our team to rebel
[EDDIE]
His hormones have made him a fool and a clown
[MALCOLM]
If we don't solve it soon then we're all going down
[MALCOLM, EDDIE, KC & CARLOS]
The longer it goes, the worse it'll get
So somebody's gotta tell Brett
[KC]
Yeah!
[MALCOLM, EDDIE & CARLOS]
That girl is bad, bad news
Bad news
[KC]
She's so bad, yeah
[MALCOLM, EDDIE, KC & CARLOS]
She took our pal
She took our leader
And led him astray!
Hey! Hey!
She's totally bad, bad news!
Bad news!
[EDDIE]
Bad news!
[MALCOLM, EDDIE, KC & CARLOS]
Listen up, Brett
You're not ruined yet
We'll show you the way
Get away from that noise
And come back to your boys
[MALCOLM]
Even though she has excellent shoes
[MALCOLM, EDDIE, KC & CARLOS]
She's bad, bad, bad, bad
Bad, bad, bad, bad
News!
Bad news!
Bad Bad News was written by Jason Robert Brown.
Bad Bad News was produced by Harvey Mason Jr..
Ramon Reed, Nolen Dubuc, Luke Islam & Liam Wignall released Bad Bad News on Fri Aug 12 2022.