Bad Bad News

[EDDIE]
What is a man
When he gives up his soul
When his brains
Are in chains
And his heart has lost control?

[MALCOLM, spoken]
Ooh, tell me more

[EDDIE]
How does a man
Who can see behind his head
Turn as blind as a bat with no eyes?

[MALCOLM]
What is a man
When he turns on his friends?
We've been tossed
Now we're lost
Just a wig full of split ends

[EDDIE, spoken]
Now, that's the truth

[MALCOLM]
How do we make
Our hero wide awake
So that he
Can re-
Alize?

[MALCOLM & EDDIE]
That girl is bad, bad news
Bad news
Nothing but tears
Nothing but trouble
Nothing but stress
Yes, she is bad, bad news
Bad news

[EDDIE]
Bad news

[MALCOLM & EDDIE]
Our buddy Brett
Is gonna regret
That he ever said "Yes!"
The girl may be hot
But all that he's got
Is bad, bad news

[MALCOLM, EDDIE, KC & CARLOS]
That girl is bad, bad news
Bad news

[CARLOS]
Very bad news

[KC]
It's an invasion

[EDDIE]
It's like a war

[CARLOS]
Or a zombie attack

[MALCOLM, EDDIE, KC & CARLOS]
Whack! Goes the bad, bad news
Bad news

[MALCOLM]
Très bad!

[MALCOLM, EDDIE, KC & CARLOS]
We've been abandoned
Left in the sand and
We need him back
They're kissing, they're dating
It's so nauseating
It's bad, bad news

[EDDIE]
Every minute we wait is an hour too late
He has got to be freed from her spell

[MALCOLM]
Why would our friend prefer to be hanging with her?

[EDDIE]
Are we mean?

[MALCOLM]
Are we rude?

[EDDIE]
Do we smell?

[KC]
He's a mess on the field
So our fate has been sealed

[CARLOS]
Now it's time for our team to rebel

[EDDIE]
His hormones have made him a fool and a clown

[MALCOLM]
If we don't solve it soon then we're all going down

[MALCOLM, EDDIE, KC & CARLOS]
The longer it goes, the worse it'll get
So somebody's gotta tell Brett

[KC]
Yeah!

[MALCOLM, EDDIE & CARLOS]
That girl is bad, bad news
Bad news

[KC]
She's so bad, yeah

[MALCOLM, EDDIE, KC & CARLOS]
She took our pal
She took our leader
And led him astray!
Hey! Hey!
She's totally bad, bad news!
Bad news!

[EDDIE]
Bad news!

[MALCOLM, EDDIE, KC & CARLOS]
Listen up, Brett
You're not ruined yet
We'll show you the way
Get away from that noise
And come back to your boys

[MALCOLM]
Even though she has excellent shoes

[MALCOLM, EDDIE, KC & CARLOS]
She's bad, bad, bad, bad
Bad, bad, bad, bad
News!
Bad news!