Bacteria by Jonathan Coulton
Bacteria by Jonathan Coulton

Bacteria

Jonathan Coulton * Track #4 On Other Experiments

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Bacteria by Jonathan Coulton

Performed by
Jonathan Coulton
Produced by
John Flansburgh
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With some probable inspiration from They Might Be Giants’s 2009 kids' album Here Comes Science, clearing the path for songs like DNA.

Bacteria Lyrics

Bacteria. Bacteria? Look, there's bacteria
Bacteria. Bacteria? You might not see them, but they're there
Bacteria. Bacteria? Everything you touch
Bacteria. Bacteria? That's right! Salmonella bacteria

Well we have to watch out for bacteria that can spoil our chicken
Bacteria practically everywhere. Everywhere you look
In the kitchen
Inside the cooler
In the dining area
In the restrooms
On our raw chicken!

And like I said:
Bacteria. Bacteria? Look, there's bacteria
Bacteria. Bacteria? You might not see them, but they're there
Bacteria. Bacteria? Everything you touch
Bacteria. Bacteria? That's right! Salmonella bacteria

Salmonella grows on raw chicken, especially old chicken
Moist foods like our salads
Staph bacteria on the left, and strep bacteria on the right
Salmonella, Shigela, Clostridium perfringens

If you didn't wash your hands, they would become breeding grounds for
Bacteria. Bacteria? Look, there's bacteria
Bacteria. Bacteria? You might not see them, but they're there
Bacteria. Bacteria? Everything you touch
Bacteria. Bacteria? That's right! Salmonella bacteria

Fever. Cramps and fever
Dysentery. Fever. Fe—fe—fe—fever
Vomiting vomiting. Chills. Cramps. Chills and—chills and cramps
One square inch, half a billion, salmonella bacteria

These bacteria really sound serious
Well they are when they're left unchecked
And they could mean a trip to the hospital— for someone
Our customers. Wow!
Ourselves. All right!
Our chicken. All right!
And our reputation. All right! All right!

You mean bacteria on me right now?!
Clean, clean, and then clean again

Bacteria. Bacteria? Look, there's bacteria
Bacteria. Bacteria? You might not see them, but they're there
Bacteria. Bacteria? Everything you touch
Bacteria. Bacteria? That's right! Salmonella bacteria
Salmonella bacteria
Salmonella bacteria

Bacteria Q&A

Who wrote Bacteria's ?

Bacteria was written by Jonathan Coulton.

Who produced Bacteria's ?

Bacteria was produced by John Flansburgh.

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