Back to School

My son's getting good at Rocket League
My daughter has TikTok fatigue
Staying home, it's lost intrigue
It once had, it's guaranteed that they need to

Go back to school for the coming year
I'm sick of all the virus fear
Our kids are all on Instagram
While cheating on at-home exams
We're looking at our closed-up schools
While Chinese kids knew molecules
Don't fall behind, go back to school
Go back to school

Last time I checked, kids who would go
Are not in Cuomo's nursing homes
That means that they would be more like
To perish from a lightning strike than Wuhan virus

Go back to school, forget politics
They've watched enough shows on Netflix
It's math and science in Beijing
While our kids watch the Tiger King
Call of Duty don't help brains
It's driving parents so insane
Wake up, America, and go back to school
Go back to school
Governers, go back to school