Baby, I Grew You A Beard

[Verse 1]
I'm sitting on my own, girl
I've had time enough to grow a beard for you
I'm hiding out in cars, yeah
I've been trying to find a way back home to you

[Verse 2]
These California stars, girl
They've been hanging out, yeah, hanging out for you
'Cause I know that you'll love the man
Whose follicles are growing just for you

[Chorus]
Could you find a job for someone
Who don't know the first thing
Could you find a job for someone
Who don't know the first thing
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah

[Verse 3]
I could sit on the fence
Learn self-defence
I can watch some telly
And get real smelly
Oh, I don't know

[Verse 4]
I could fight a battle
Yeah, shake my rattle
I could sleep I s'pose
Get bellicose
Oh, I don't know

[Verse 5]
I could dream of rainbows
And melting ice flows
I could squeeze a melon
Commit a felon
Oh, I don't know

[Verse 6]
I could meditate
I could mediate
I could pillorize
I could plagiarize
I could just survive

[Verse 7]
I could get in training
To be amazing
I could tie myself up
I could set myself free

[Chorus]
Have you got a job for someone
Who don't know the first thing
Have you got a job for someone
Who don't know the first thing
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah

[Verse 8]
I'm sitting on my own, girl
I've had time enough to grow a beard for you
'Cause I know that you'll love the man
Whose follicles are growing just for you
I'm hiding out in cars, yeah
I've been trying to find a way back home to you

[Outro]
These California stars, girl
They've been hanging out, yeah, hanging out for you
These California stars, girl
They've been hanging out, yeah, hanging out for you
Yeah, just for you