Baby Greaser George

I'm grateful that the stroller came my way today
Oh, Mrs. Macrae driving the stroller
And look who's inside, oh don't hide
Baby Greaser George

Oh, I got too close to the stroller
And put my thing down his mouth
And he parted his teeth, baby teeth
North and south brilliantly
Like Greaser George

Baby Greaser George took off with my left ball
Oh, mother took off with the stroller too soon
And he swallowed it whole
Ah, did I ever tell you what Greaser George was dressed in that day?

Well Greaser George, he had on a leather outfit
Oh, three months or so
But boy could he ever suck

Greaser George, Greaser George
The three-month-old baby Greaser George