Baby, Baby, Why Not Me?

[Verse]

At last I found a guide to Christian courtship
Now I can be a lady's man of God
I knew I'd find my answer in the Bible
But this is really odd.....

[Chorus]

It says your nose is like a tower
Legs like cedar trees
Your hair is like a flock of goats
Pomegranates are your cheeks

Your naval's like a goblet
Teeth like little sheep
If Solomon can say it
Baby, baby, why not me?

[Verse]

Now old King Solomon was quite a lover
The man had over seven hundred wives
If he could light a spark reciting these lines
Well baby I should try...

[Chorus]

It says your nose is like a tower
Legs like cedar trees
Your hair is like a flock of goats
Pomegranates are your cheeks

Your naval's like a goblet
Teeth like little sheep
If Solomon can say it
Baby, baby, why not me?

[Bridge]

Why do they slap me down
Why do they pass me by
Maybe I said it wrong
I'll give it one more try

Your nose is like a tower
Legs like cedar trees
Your hair is like a flock of goats
Pomegranates are your cheeks

Your naval's like a goblet
Teeth like little sheep
If Solomon can say it
Baby, baby, why not me?

[Outro]

Why not me?!
You're standing tall girl!
Feed those goats baby!
Baby baby why not me..he..he.heeee?!