B.I.L.L.S. (Live from Terminal 5)

(Alright, enough of that slow shit. Okay, I want you to put your peace signs up in the air for me like that. Everyone up? Now flip them around. I'm from the UK and in the UK this means fuck off! And this song is about saying fuck off to your landlords, fuck off to your bosses)

BILLS
I'm so tired of paying rent
I'm so tired of the B-I-L-L-S
I'm so tired of writing checks

Land of the free
If you can afford it
Joke is on me
Being broke is boring

Too fucking bad
I'm not somebody's daughter
Daddy owns the land, the oil in the water

If i had a dollar
Then I wouldn't have to bother bout the

BILLS
I'm so tired of paying rent
I'm so tired of the B-I-L-L-S
I'm so tired of writing checks

Benjamins, Presidents
Queens are irrelevant
I can't even afford the jeans I'm wearing
The shoes I'm standing in

BILLS
I'm so tired of life's expense

I bought a banana
Cost me twenty dollars
Got a fucking ticket
Rather get run over

If i had a dollar
Then I wouldn't have to bother
But I'm feeling kinda lucky
That I didn't finish college cos

BILLS
I'm so tired of paying rent
I'm so tired of the B-I-L-L-S
I'm so tired of writing checks

Benjamins, Presidents
Queens are irrelevant
I can't even afford the jeans I'm wearing
The shoes I'm standing in

Glamorous, palaces
Gold and silver plated chalices
It's cool to be scandalous
If your pearls are looking fabulous

BILLS
I'm so tired of life's expense

If i had a dollar
Then I wouldn't have to bother bout the
BILLS