Award Show

I'm such a loser
I never win anything
Except that ticket that I scratched
Said I'm a winner...

TWENTY DOLLARS

And since then, my life has gone downhill

THAT'S WHY I GOTTA HAVE
MY OWN AWARD SHOW!
Where I'm the guest-host
And you can't win anything

Unless you're me...

And you know
The fix is in...
And you know
The fix is in...
Yeah

Cause I'm on every channel
And I'll make them hate me
While the nominees all try to imitate me
But I'll be such a bastard
Say you're so pathetic

Go back home
You've got no talent

And they'll weep and wanna die

THAT'S WHY I GOTTA HAVE
MY OWN AWARD SHOW!
Where I'm the guest-host
And you can't win anything

Unless you're me...

Oh thank you thank you
Its such an honour
I wanna stand like this forever
And in just a minute, i'd like to thank all the people who made this happen
And after that, i'd like to make a speech to change the world
Make a difference and all the people who made this happen...
They dont MATTER, i wanna thank ME!

Mother father, god and country, what'd they do?
I wanna thank ME
I see you sitting there staring at me
Powerless to even touch me
Your eyes so full of seeping hatred
I wanna stand like this forever
Thank you, thank you
Thank you, thank you

THAT'S WHY I GOTTA HAVE
MY OWN AWARD SHOW!
Where I'm the guest-host
And you can't win anything
Unless you're me

MY OWN AWARD SHOW
Where I'm the guest-host
And you can't win anything

Unless you're me...

And you know
The fix is in...
And you know
The fix is in...

My award show