Award Season

[Verse 1]
Give a round of applause
To all the guys that showed up
They really gave it their all
Too bad it wasn't enough
Some fell in love from the jump
Others loved to interrupt
Don't worry, there's a category for each of you

[Pre-Chorus]
Hope you're ready for a show, the list goes on and on
I have an envelope, I'll read it all off one by one
Collect your trophy, but you might wanna try and hold your tongue
You're gonna wanna sit down for this one

[Chorus]
Worst kisser, bad dinners
So without further ado, the award goes to
Shit listener, binge drinker
So without further ado, the award goes to
You, woah-oh-oh-oh, oh

[Verse 2]
The votes are in, gather 'round
Everybody, settle down
I hate you have to find out
That you're the talk of the town
Work on your acceptance speech
And don't forget to thank me
Since I'm the one who makes up all the academy

[Pre-Chorus]
Hope you're ready for a show, the list goes on and on
I have an envelope, I'll read it all off one by one
Collect your trophy, but you might wanna try and hold your tongue
You're gonna wanna sit down for this one

[Chorus]
Worst kisser, bad dinners
So without further ado, the award goes to
Shit listener, binge drinker
So without further ado, the award goes to
You, woah-oh-oh-oh, oh

[Bridge]
Cheers to the ones who never made it past the first date
They get an honorable mention in the worst way
I'll make a toast to all the ones who wish I didn't exist
All my friends know that I'll say it how it is

[Chorus]
Worst kisser, bad dinners
So without further ado, the award goes to
Shit listener, binge drinker
So without further ado, the award goes to
You, woah-oh-oh-oh, oh

[Outro]
Round of applause, got my red dress on
I'll go one by one, list off everyone
We had a hell of a year, now finally award season's here
Thought I would list all of my categories, won't say sorry