Average Joe & Plain Jane

[Verse 1]
Citronella for the mosquitoes
Adirondack chairs in the yard
New mailbox we bought from Home Depot
Fresh paid-off credit card

[Verse 2]
Bowlin' alley date on Friday
Takin' the edge off a hell of a week
Holdin' hands, county line cliche to a T
You and me

[Chorus]
Average Joe and Plain Jane
Ordinary, sweet mundane
Makin' beds and birthday cake
Sounds good to me
So what if we're perfectly predictable?
TV dinner typical
Average Joe and Plain Jane
They paint it like it's a bad thing

[Verse 3]
What's so wrong with 'frigerator pictures?
Who cares what what's-her-name's got to say?
I'll keep cuttin' coupons with scissors anyway
Hey, let 'em call us

[Chorus]
Average Joe and Plain Jane
Ordinary, sweet mundane
Makin' beds and birthday cake
Sounds good to me
So what if we're perfectly predictable?
TV dinner typical
Average Joe and Plain Jane
They paint it like it's a bad thing

[Bridge]
We don't mind the simple, do we?
I like a slower pace, so sue me

[Chorus]
Average Joe and Plain Jane
Ordinary, sweet mundane
Makin' beds and birthday cake
Sounds good to me
So what if we're perfectly predictable?
TV dinner typical
Average Joe and Plain Jane
They paint it like it's a bad thing

[Outro]
Mm
Mm-mm