Average

[Intro]
You’s a bitch
Steal your bitch
It’s ‘DLER bitch

[Chorus]
Causing havoc, confusing the common average
They wonder like Alice, they wonder what happen, ‘cause I used to be average
How I used to be average, how I used to be average, how I-
(Used to, used to, used to, used to)
Causing havoc, confusing the common average
They wonder like Alice, they wonder what happen, ‘cause I used to be average
How I used to be average, how I used to be average, how I-
(Used to, used to, used to, used to)

[Verse 1]
Kama sutra some commas
I’m kinda coo-coo and bonkers
Cocky too, ruthless suits my persona
A creature, a monster, an eager beaver to eat a feature like pasta
Come with the cheese or it’s hasta la vista Felicia
Yeah, used to be so typical
(Typical)
Yeah, used to be so miserable
(Miserable)
Was going nowhere, till I hopped off the elliptical
One more step closer to becoming completely invincible
Now I murder it everyday
Don’t matter if you heard of me, I murder it anyway
And I still get up to go to work er-a-lay, aye
I’m so hospitable, I reserved a seat for you in the infirmary

[Chorus]
Causing havoc, confusing the common average
They wonder like Alice, they wonder what happen, ‘cause I used to be average
How I used to be average, how I used to be average, how I-
(Used to, used to, used to, used to)
Causing havoc, confusing the common average
They wonder like Alice, they wonder what happen, ‘cause I used to be average
How I used to be average, how I used to be average, (Uh... okay) How I-
(Used to, used to, used to, used to)

[Interlude]
Houston we have a problem
This man is off of his rocker
Worse than Jekyll and Dahmer
We called the asylum
Said they wouldn’t even take him if we he was unconscious
Houston we have a prob-lem

[Verse 2]
To be honest, appalled what I've grown up to be
Was suppose to be an apostle like Paul, live the life of Pablo
Instead became a monster
(Father forgive me)
But if the shoe fits, I’mma slide through
Average in high school, classified now
Used to look down, now they look up
Aye, aye, aye (What’s up?)

[Chorus]
Causing havoc, confusing the common average
They wonder like Alice, they wonder what happen, ‘cause I used to be average
How I used to be average, how I used to be average, how I-
(Used to, used to, used to, used to)
Causing havoc, confusing the common average
They wonder like Alice, they wonder what happen, ‘cause I used to be average
How I used to be average, how I used to be average, how I-
(Used to, used to, used to, used to)

[Outro]
How I used to be average
How I used to be average
How I used to, how I used to, how I used to, how I-
(Used to, used to, used to, used to)

Houston we have an 11-71 in full effect
Subject seems to be armed and dangerous
Um... requesting immediate backup, over and out

Aye, aye, aye, (Ha-ha)