Autophilia Or ‘How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love My Car’

I love your bodywork and
Your flashy pop-up lights
The way you hug the corners
However fast and tight
She comes in 16 colours
She'll suck your money dry
Gives shitty mileage
But come on lets get inside

I love your slinky spoilers
They really speak to me
State of the art sound system
Leather upholstery
She purrs just like a kitten
She seems to throb with pride
Gives you the feeling
You've been taken for a ride

Pay no attention to the signs
No stopping any time
Come park that chassis next to mine
You know, I'm on a double yellow line

I love your bodywork and
Your flashy pop-up lights
The way you hug the corners
However fast and tight
She comes in 16 colours
She'll suck your money dry
Gives shitty mileage
But come on lets get inside

Pay no attention to the sign
No stopping any time
Come park that chassis next to mine
You know, I'm on a double yellow line
Ba ba da ba ba da ba ba bah

I like to burn some rubber
I like to feel the steel
I like to put my foot down
I like to take the wheel
She purrs just like a kitten
She'll go that final mile
But if she's rocking
Don't come knocking for a while

Pay no attention to the sign
No stopping any time
Come park that chassis next to mine
You know, I'm on a double yellow line