Aunt May Sings a Song

Peter I'ma make a nice, meat loaf
Tidy up the house and wash, your clothes
Don't need any help I'm on, my own
Why you disappearing? I wanna know!
Why'd you have to keep me so, in the dark?
You know I bet this has to do with that, Mr Stark!
You've gone and bagged yourself a scholarship, you're smart!
But if you ever got in trouble it would break. my. heart!
(MAY) - Peter, I know you're going through a lot of changes right now... but I need to know what you're getting up to! It could be dangerous!
(PETER) - I'm just doing some extra curricular science after school May.. Don't worry about it... Honestly!
PETER WHAT THE ****
TELL ME THAT I'M DREAMING, I'MA BOUT TO THROW UP!
THIS IS JUST MY LUCK
THAT'S WHY YOU''VE BEEN SNEAKING OUT AND ACTING SUS
PETER WHAT THE ****
IT'S A MASSIVE ISSUE, WE NEED TO DISCUSS!
THIS IS GONNA SUCK
IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME FOR ME TO FULLY ADJUST
I just can't believe it I'm, shell shockеd!
Fighting crime is dangerous, pleasе stop!
Such a massive secret that, you dropped!
Guess it would explain why Tony Stark knocked
Peter please be safe on your, field trip
I know you think you're an avenger, but you're still a kid
Although I'm gonna pack your suit so you'll be well equipped
So if you get those Peter tingles you can jump. and. flip. yea
(MAY) - OK! OK! I'm coming to terms with it all! You're Spiderman!, SPIDERMAN! I still can't believe I'm saying it!
(PETER) - It's all good May! I actually really enjoy it! More to the point... what the hell's going on with you and Happy?!
PETER WHAT THE ****
TELL ME THAT I'M DREAMING, I'MA BOUT TO THROW UP!
THIS IS JUST MY LUCK
THAT'S WHY YOU''VE BEEN SNEAKING OUT AND ACTING SUS
PETER WHAT THE ****
IT'S A MASSIVE ISSUE, WE NEED TO DISCUSS
THIS IS GONNA SUCK
IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME FOR ME TO FULLY ADJUST