Aunt Jemima

[Verse 1]
I used to love your pancakes and your waffles every morning
I can't believe they took you from me quickly without warning
I used to love your syrup, the original was sweet
But they had to go and kill you after a whole century

[Chorus 1]
Aunt Jemima, what a crazy year it's been
You're gone, and now I hear they're coming after Uncle Ben
Aunt Jemima, breakfast just won't be the same
Without staring at your smiling face and looking at your name
Aunt Jemima

[Verse 2]
People in my cabinet better hide or run for cover
Someone just might find it offensive to another
Fat people might take issue with the Kool-Aid Man's physique
And the Keebler Elves might garner little people's harsh critique

[Chorus 2]
Aunt Jemima, you have fed me from my birth
So I feel like I am cheating trying Mrs. Butterworth
Aunt Jemima, being black was no good basis
For removing you, when the Quaker man is probably a racist

[Chorus 3]
Aunt Jemima, oh, removing you was mean
Someone warn Snap, Crackle, Pop, and Captain Crunch, and Mr. Clean
Aunt Jemima, I wish that they had told me sooner
I could have sang goodbye with Elsie Cow and Charlie Tuna

[Outro]
Aunt Jemima
Aunt Jemima