Audience

[Verse 1]
She called a friend of mine to tell him she was leaving
She said she might be back in six or seven months
So I ran straight to her house and I kicked down her front door
And I smashed the TV set on her dirty kitchen floor

What could I do?
After she hurt me, hurt me, hurt me
How should I act?
Should I pretend I was not dying?

Should I have wished her good luck?
Tell her to write me, write me, write me
How could she do this to me?
Didn't she know how much I love her?

[Chorus]
Audience
I don't know how much longer I can sing this song
'Cause it's breaking my heart to go on and on
It's a real two-hankie tear jerk-off

Audience, a real two-hankie
Audience, a real two-hankie
Audience, a real two-hankie tear jerk-off
And she's so far away, uh uh
She's so far away, uh uh

[Verse 2]
She t-t-told me days ago that she would always love me
She cried when we made love, I licked away her tears
Then she flew into the sunshine where the boys are blonde and tan
And she left me in this coldness with my broken-hearted hand

[Bridge]
Ooh, I'm so sad
Ooh, I'm so sad
Ooh, I'm so sad

[Chorus]
Audience, a real two-hankie
Audience, a real two-hankie
Audience, a real two-hankie tear jerk-off
And she's so far away, oh god, she's so far away

[Chorus]
Audience
I don't know how much longer I can sing this song (Audience)
'Cause it's breaking my heart to go on and on (Audience)
It's a real two-hankie tear jerk-off

Audience, a real two-hankie
Audience, a real two-hankie
Audience, a real two-hankie tear jerk-off

[Outro]
Audience, a real tear jerk-off
Audience, a real tear jerk-off
Audience, a real tear jerk-off
Audience, a real tear jerk-off

She left me sad and broke my heart
My tears came fast, my mouth would drown
But here is now the saddest part
Her lover looks like Jerry Brown

Audience, a real tear jerk-off
Audience, a real tear jerk-off
Audience, a real tear jerk-off
Audience, a real tear jerk-off
Audience, a real tear jerk-off
Audience, a real tear jerk-off
Audience, a real tear jerk-off
Audience, a real tear jerk-off
Audience, a real tear jerk-off
Audience, a real tear jerk-off