Attorney-at-Law

[Intro]
Well if you want zealous advocacy, yeah
Call up Jennifer Walters, attorney-at-law
And if you want zealous advocacy, yo
Call up Jennifer Walters, attorney-at-law

[Verse 1]
Call her Avenger, call her a member
Of the Fantastic Four
Call her Jennifer
Actually scratch that, call her Ms. Walters treat her with some respect
That's She-Hulk, remember?
Mergers and acquisitions
Of S.H.I.E.L.D's corporate takeover division
And every claim they're sendin'
Counter claim third-party intervention
With a motion for summary judgement pendin'
So your honor my co-councilor here
She's green and seven feet tall
You might've seen her fighting in a brawl
Outside in front of city hall
Taking out a skrull
She'll be handling cross so you know
The best private practice
Unless you want to ask if
Nelson and Murdoch are still taking new clients
They closed up shop and moved west and so
All of New York needs to know
Who's the best

[Hook x2]
If you want zealous advocacy
If you dealing with personal injury or tragedy
Call up Jennifer Walters, attorney-at-law
Strongest lawyer that you ever saw

[Verse 2]
No conflict of interest
No hostile witnesses
In front of Miss Jen Walters
Listen kid you better answer her
I can't help you now, you're sitting on the stand
And she can tear the building down with a flick of her hand
Work ends, happy hour where she has a few
She's on the board of the Future Foundation, thought you knew
Grand jury, testimony, deposition's what she's into
All negotations so simple
Go ahead and send a gamma ray enhanced woman
With a mind that's bigger and quicker than almost any human
With a license to practice and some proper law schoolin'
Street smarts to get the jury swooning
Just talking about
Jennifer Walters attorney-at-law
Superheroine when and if you're playing ball
The retainer is reasonable, you just gotta call
I don't think you'll regret it at all

[Ad-Lib]
See I tell most people that they shouldn't, be a lawyer, because I was a lawyer, right? But if you're gonna be a lawyer, might as well be like She-Hulk, yeah

[Hook x2]