This song, written for the 2008 film Bedtime Stories, is sung by Kendall (Guy Pearce) when he pitches his idea for expansion of the hotel chain to its owner (Richard Griffiths). He bursts into a Broadway-style number laced with many references to Broadway shows to outline his plan for a Broadway-the...
Oh, when you first move up to the grand front door
There isn't just a bellhop, there's an overture
At the Nottingham Broadway Mega Resort
Every sleek valet
Does a dream ballet
Every check-in is a whiz
Every concierge
Is always on the verge
Of breaking into something out of Mame or Les Miz
The halls are never shady
Just right for your fair lady
Each room has the aroma
Of Oklahoma!
Yes the Hissing Hairspray spa's always there
For when you need to wash that man right outta your hair
The Damn Yankees bar is there if you're a sport
Oh, there's a pool for the sharks! A pool for the Jets!
And you can bring cats, 'cause we take pets
At the Nottingham Broadway Sunny Vista
(Each rock's the color purple, so bring your sista!)
To the Nottingham Broadway Mega Resort!
At the Nottingham Broadway Mega Resort was written by Marc Shaiman.
Marc Shaiman released At the Nottingham Broadway Mega Resort on Sun Dec 21 2008.