At the Moving Picture Ball

Hip hooray
I feel delighted
Yesterday
I was invited
To a swell affair
All the movie stars were there

Oh what fun
The party lasted
Till the break of dawn

Famous players
Turned to cabareters
How they fooled and carried on

Dancing at the moving picture ball
Some scenario
Great big stars paraded 'round the hall
They were merry, Oh

Handsome Wallace Reid
Stepped out full of speed
And Theda Bara, Was a terror
She "vamped the little lady"
So did Alice Brady;

Douglas Fairbanks shimmied on one hand
Like an acrobat
Mary Pickford did a toe dance grand and

Charlie Chaplin with his feet
Stepped all over poor Blanche Sweet
Dancing at that moving picture ball

Ev'ry girl
A handsome looker
Had a dance
With Mister Zukor

Mister Thomas Ince
Stepped around just like a prince

William Fox
And Jessie Lasky
Both joined in the fun

Big directors
Mingled with the actors
Why the whole bunch seemed like one

Dancing at the moving picture ball
Some scenario
Great big stars paraded 'round the hall
They were merry, Oh

Handsome Wallace Reid
Stepped out full of speed
And Theda Bara, Was a terror
She "vamped the little lady"
So did Alice Brady;

Douglas Fairbanks shimmied on one hand
Like an acrobat
Mary Pickford did a toe dance grand and

Sennet's bathing girls were there
Each one was a little "bear"
Dancing at that moving picture ball